Mental Wellness Prints

"Why did I come in here?"

Must you always be so negative?

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Fear and Uncertainty

"The serotonin is deafening."

"It probably wouldn't work."

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Man constantly stressing

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Time for some me time!"

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

'This promotion means we can upgrade from therapists to life coaches.'

"Don't do it, Sir! Think of your wife, your kids, your home, your mortgage, your council tax, your water raters, your gas, electricity, loan repayments, overdue library books..."

'Some people don't like working from home - they go a bit mad with the solitude.But I've got you, haven't I Mr Floppity Ears.'

Happy Frog

'It's a midlife crisis - he doesn't know anyone with a vacation home that he can mooch off.'

'It's a nice place to work ... with the right medications.'

Brian had finally reached the end of his tether

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

Hug therapy for the lonely at-the-top executives.

When you get worried and you can't sleep,count your blessings instead of sheep...

"Well think of something that makes you happy."

"I think our jobs have been made easier by the social media with so many people baring their souls ... "

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

"My childhood? It was ghastly! I was taped inside a cardboard box and sat on a cold warehouse floor for weeks!"

4th of July and PTSD

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

"Think positive...think positive...think positive."

"If I didn't bark incessantly for no reason whatsoever I think I'd go mad."

"You're crackers!"

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."