Health-conscious Romantic Pillows

Dating in 2020

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Wall St. or True Love.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Coronavirus Romance

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Recycled passion.

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Tasty.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

Exercises

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

Proposal on a snowboard

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Couple in bed with health charts

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

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The smoking Gun