Health-conscious Spouse Pillows

'My wife is out of town. That's the diet cam.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

Dating in 2020

Flash Cuisine

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Is it organic?'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Spring.

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Couple in bed with health charts

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"I don't think this is the answer, Harold."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

We only give him smartwater.

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."