Politically-minded Spouse Pillows

"All I'm saying is that family values are really important to all of us. For example...I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. You?"

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Authorization for the Use of Farce

Autocensure

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

"No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!" "No arms deliveries!" "Arms deliveries!"

Talking without Preconditions

"Impeach?! We can't impeach!" said Nancy. And so the wicked king stayed on and on and on. The end.

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"Dumb dog! When I said 'kill' I was speaking metaphorically!"

'Your extensive anxiety condition was brought about by worrying about a national health plan.'

Biden or Bust

The White House tries one of those backdrops for the state of the union.

Change We Need

Hey, Just Kidding

'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'

'My wife is out of town. That's the diet cam.'

Preparing for a Big Date without Abortion Rights

The Derider

'I see they've found a chap to clean up the track - so why not the country's streets, roads and lanes?'

Senator, aren't those voters you just threw overboard?

"I know it's the White House. This is 'End White Privilege Week'."

'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a Eurocentric racist and homophobic culture. Now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical...'

George Galloway

Mad about You

Limited Edition Cards

'Won't it b e great when we're old enough to read?'

"It makes sense for Elizabeth Dole to be at her husband's side, dear, but I think you should stay just where you are."

11 School Shootings in US in January 2018.

"I just worry that replacing all the school's blackboards with whiteboards would be sending the wrong message."

'Do you really want to marry me, Matthew, or are you just looking for political asylum?'

Walking in Blood