Health-conscious Cupid Pillows

"I'd give him like a 4 for looks, but his Covid precautions are a solid 9."

Coronavirus Romance

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Wedding Chefs

Dating in 2020

Growing Love

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

Tough Love 2000

Chefs in love

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

Football fans in corona times

Popeye Switches to Kale.

The smoking Gun

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

Valentine's Day

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

Valentines

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."