Health-conscious Contrarian Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who challenges the mainstream health trends? Our collection offers humorous and inspiring items that honor their unique approach to wellness with a creative flair. Perfect for the person who values health but isn't afraid to do things their own way.

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'The doctor says to stay away from fried foods.'

'The doctor says to stay away from fried foods.' mockup

'The doctor says to stay away from fried foods.'

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Protest

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"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?" mockup

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

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'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...' mockup

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

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"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S." mockup

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

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'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.' mockup

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

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"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it." mockup

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

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60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit. mockup

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

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'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.' mockup

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

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"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case." mockup

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

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"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus." mockup

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

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'He's always looking for an argument!' mockup

'He's always looking for an argument!'

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"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?" mockup

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

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"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!" mockup

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

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Guru Shifted Thinking

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"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!" mockup

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

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Whipping Cream

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'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.' mockup

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

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That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'.. mockup

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

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The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech" mockup

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

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'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.' mockup

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

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This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night. mockup

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

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Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast. mockup

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

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'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...' mockup

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

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"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!" mockup

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

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'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.' mockup

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

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ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!' mockup

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

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Health Shop: 'Got anything more exciting?' 'Sure, under the counter we've got beefburgers and chips...and cream cakes!'

Health Shop: 'Got anything more exciting?' 'Sure, under the counter we've got beefburgers and chips...and cream cakes!' mockup

Health Shop: 'Got anything more exciting?' 'Sure, under the counter we've got beefburgers and chips...and cream cakes!'

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"I don't like hearing happy stories." mockup

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

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"Get back in there!"

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'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!' mockup

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

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Health-conscious Contrarian Gifts Collection

Health-conscious Contrarian Mugs

Explore our mugs featuring witty takes on health and wellness—great for the health-conscious contrarian in your life.

Health-conscious Contrarian Pillows

Discover pillows designed for the health-conscious rebel—fun, thoughtful, and perfect for sprucing up any living space.

Health-conscious Contrarian Prints

Browse our prints that chicly showcase the bold, creative spirit of those who march to their own beat in health and life.

Health-conscious Contrarian T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts that celebrate unconventional wellness—perfect for those who love to stand out from the crowd.