Curious Contrarian Gifts

"I'm not religious-just anti-science."

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

Protest

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Contrarian funds

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Burning the Other

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Guru Shifted Thinking

Whipping Cream

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Opposing viewpoint.

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

My first rodeo

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.