Contrarian Humor Gifts

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Trump

Protest

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Whipping Cream

'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.'

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Two friars ringing bells

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

Opposing viewpoint.

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

"I know that as a former politician you are used to getting money in inconspicuous suitcases, but it's a real hassle for the payroll department!"

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

'Let me swear on my grandchildren that our business is 100% legit. We outsourced extortion to the IRS, and assassination to the Pentagon!'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

Which Brain is Half Full and Which is Half Empty?

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"Now I know why those cruise tickets were so cheap!"

"I'm not religious-just anti-science."

"I hate poems. They're boring and pretentious."

"I'm having trouble contacting your references. They're all in solitary confinement."