"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."
Contrarian Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a contrarian humorist? Our collection features delightfully witty and sardonic products that speak their language—irreverent, clever, and unapologetically unique. Whether they enjoy a good laugh at the status quo or love to surprise everyone with their sharp wit, these gifts are designed to resonate deep down and add a touch of humor to their everyday life. Find the perfect tongue-in-cheek present that celebrates their love of counterculture comedy and offbeat humor.
Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.
"Happy hour makes it all worthwhile!"
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
UK/US Free Trade Deal
They're Not Just That Into It
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
"Gee, thanks pal."
No-Work Orange
"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
Trump! The Musical
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
MUSHROOM MASACRE.
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
Grim Reaper Buying CDs...
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."
'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'
'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
Contrarian Humorist Gifts Collection
Contrarian Humorist Mugs
Looking for a mug that matches their contrarian sense of humor? Our collection features witty designs perfect for the offbeat rebel in your life.
Contrarian Humorist Pillows
Give them a pillow that shows off their love for sardonic humor—comfortable, funny, and guaranteed to get a smile.
Contrarian Humorist Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate their contrarian outlook, adding clever, humorous touches to their personal space.
Contrarian Humorist T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that speak their language—a mix of humor, irony, and clever commentary for the ultimate contrarian wardrobe.