Health-conscious Contrarian Prints

'The doctor says to stay away from fried foods.'

Protest

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Whipping Cream

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

Health Shop: 'Got anything more exciting?' 'Sure, under the counter we've got beefburgers and chips...and cream cakes!'

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

"Get back in there!"

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'