Health Authority Gifts

Coronavirus: "Not so fast!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Fighting Covid

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Fighting the Pandemic

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Booster shots

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Virtual Doctor

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Comicron