Headstand Hopefuls Mugs

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

New Memer/Incumbent

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Wordplay: Inverted.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

'You've got some nerve barging in here demanding my staff drop everything and do handstands for you!'

'You've written a bold and innovative proposal. Unfortunately, it challenges the status quo and that can jeopardize my job.'

Trouble

'You're failing chemistry!' 'But...you're taking away my dream of becoming a professional athlete!'

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

"The plumber is here."

There is no normal: Norm hated the new motivational poster and it hated him.

Tonight's comedy show will be interpreted for the chronically offended

'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'

'We haven't made a dime all day -- maybe renting an office wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

'I just want to grow up without being shot.'

Vertical evolution.

Shrink Hemorrhoids without Surgery.