Headstand Hopefuls Gifts

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

New Memer/Incumbent

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"While your idea is novel and innovative, it questions the status quo and can harm those entrenched in this organization. I'm ruling it out as being too disruptive."

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'I've decided to narrate my own like in the third person today', he said - 'Oh, God. Not this again', she uttered plaintively. - 'Shut. Up.', she bellowed threatiningly at the fleeing man.

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

Wordplay: Inverted.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. A super sexy all-male revue. Our first performer is a legend – the hunkiest he-man in the Americas. So give it up for … oh my … It can't be … Senor Stud! Pop!

'You've got some nerve barging in here demanding my staff drop everything and do handstands for you!'

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

'You've written a bold and innovative proposal. Unfortunately, it challenges the status quo and that can jeopardize my job.'

Trouble

'You're failing chemistry!' 'But...you're taking away my dream of becoming a professional athlete!'

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.

"The plumber is here."

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

There is no normal: Norm hated the new motivational poster and it hated him.

'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'

'We haven't made a dime all day -- maybe renting an office wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

Tonight's comedy show will be interpreted for the chronically offended

'OK, Mr. Ramsey, it says here that you have terrible pain in both feet when you walk. Well, let's take a look.'

'I just want to grow up without being shot.'

Vertical evolution.