Headstand Enthusiast Gifts

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"I am a control freak."

Turning with mathematical precision.

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

Man on stilts on a date.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."