Headstand Enthusiast Pillows

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'What a control freak!'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I am a control freak."

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Turning with mathematical precision.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Man on stilts on a date.

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."