Headstand Admirer Pillows

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Could you keep still?"

Rodin's Thinker.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Frizzbee statue.

Giraffe Portrait

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Statue of Liberty

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Hares looking at Euclid

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Why so stony-faced?'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

Curtain call

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'To me! Let's party.'

Easter Island Model

A gymnast holding a balloon

Real violinist replaces a statue.

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'