Handstand Enthusiast Pillows

'OK, Mr. Ramsey, it says here that you have terrible pain in both feet when you walk. Well, let's take a look.'

Wordplay: Inverted.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'Checkmate!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Let's shake on it.

Irony: Then and Now

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

A conductor reads from a picture book.

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

Heroes

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

"I got my wish!"