Headstand Enthusiasts Pillows

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

"Enough already. I believe you can do my time standing on your head."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Man with Stop Signs.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

The indigo children.

Wordplay: Inverted.

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

Ascent Attempt.

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"