Headstand Hobbyist Pillows

'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Hats

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Procrastinator's Leap

Wordplay: Inverted.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'You've got some nerve barging in here demanding my staff drop everything and do handstands for you!'

"They always pass me these collection plates at church, so I started collecting them."

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

Model Airplanes

'My hobby is taxidermy...and this is my trophy room.'

"My doctor suggested I get a hobby to help release stress."

Prisoner Spotter

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

Voice Jail

'Your hobbies are beginning to interfere with your work!'

Ship and mine

'Would you believe I'm listening to a pod cast of welding instructions?'

Bobby's budding feces collection,

Shrink Hemorrhoids without Surgery.

"Enough already. I believe you can do my time standing on your head."