Headstand Enthusiasts Mugs

"Enough already. I believe you can do my time standing on your head."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Man with Stop Signs.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Wordplay: Inverted.

The indigo children.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'You've got some nerve barging in here demanding my staff drop everything and do handstands for you!'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Ascent Attempt.

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."