Handstand Aficionado Mugs

'You've got some nerve barging in here demanding my staff drop everything and do handstands for you!'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Let's shake on it.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Tractor Art

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

Ping Pong Handshake.

Wordplay: Inverted.

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"Why do they keep insisting on doing their old secret handshake?"

"Now empty your other pocket!"

"Damn you Smith, you competitive bastard. . ."

'Practicing? Practicing what?'

"Junior, don't slouch!"

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

Institute for Nonverbal Communication.

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

Shaking hands.

'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'

Bob practices lying.