Handstand Enthusiast Mugs

Wordplay: Inverted.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'Checkmate!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

Let's shake on it.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

A conductor reads from a picture book.

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Heroes

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"Have you considered the possibility that you could be too old for escapology classes?"

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

"I got my wish!"

Dog prank

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'