Headstands Mugs

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

"Keep it open."

'Sleaze, please.'

'We don't settle for second best... And Bleargh here is the best in the galaxy.'

'I saw your profile on Linksin.'

Wordplay: Inverted.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

"Hello, sir, I'm Charles Henderson, and I'm head of a successful executive search company."

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

'You've got some nerve barging in here demanding my staff drop everything and do handstands for you!'

'Mr. Handley here makes all the final hiring decisions.'

"Damn you Smith, you competitive bastard. . ."

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'

The Office Hamster Wheel

'OK, Mr. Ramsey, it says here that you have terrible pain in both feet when you walk. Well, let's take a look.'

'Stupid lethal injections!'

Shrink Hemorrhoids without Surgery.

'You HEADhunted? You surprise me Fiona!'

"I only hire the best of the best. Now go and get me God's mobile number!"