Hand-holding Aficionado Mugs

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Holding hands

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

Valentine's Day Kiss

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

You'll grow into your sister's hand-me-downs soon enough, dear.

My valentine

Ping Pong Handshake.

Francois Clouet

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

Just sit still. You don't need to keep saying "cheese" over and over.

'I should have won that last fight.'

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

Portrait

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button'

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

'Okay if I scratch my nose?'

'Your eyes are playing tricks on you.'

'You've got some nerve barging in here demanding my staff drop everything and do handstands for you!'

"Now empty your other pocket!"

Keep away from our Doreen.

A little kiss.

Thinkin 'bout you.

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

"Shall I paint you less old and wrinkly?"

Institute for Nonverbal Communication.

'This sure looks like the inside of my wife's purse.'

Don't Even Think It