Headphone Use T-Shirts

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

Audio Books

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Listening to Coldplay.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Heel.'

"I still maintain an online presence."

Snake with headphones.

Music Freak.

David Lynch

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Election Cancelling Headphones

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Music Collector.

Gramophone Headphone

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Online Dating

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Modern teenager.

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.