Headphone Use Mugs

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

Audio Books

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Heel.'

Snake with headphones.

Music Freak.

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

Election Cancelling Headphones

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

Gramophone Headphone

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

Music Collector.

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Online Dating

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Modern teenager.

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."