Earphone User Mugs

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Is this the new input device?'

"I have an app for that."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Brat"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"What sort of mood are you in, Michael?"

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

Your hands are cold...

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'This baby has lots of memory.'