Hearing Aid User Mugs

Deaf in Venice

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

'Sorry, what was that?'

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

The Nobility Scooter

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

"My new hearing aids came with automatic closed captioning."

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

Guide dogs for the deaf

Deaf Musician

"You should see considerable improvement with your new hearing aid and as a gesture of goodwill we'll throw in the spare battery for free."

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

"I said, it's the only hearing-aid covered by your insurance."

"What's the least spoken language in the world?"

Oap recruitment.

Hearing aid dogs.

'If you are interested, we do sell reading glasses for $25 each.'

'No, Miss Smith... I asked if you could roll your R's.'

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

A Slow Death

"Doctor, my ear keeps ringing. . ."

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

"Can I help you!!"

'He doesn't bother an hard of hearing postie!'

"I said, your new hearing aid... what kind is it?"

"My new hearing aids came with closed captioning."

Whistler

'Sales are unheard of here.'