Hearing Aid Specialist Mugs

Guide dogs for the deaf

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"Tinnitus?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'No need to shout.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Trust Your Doctor

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

The herd of hearing.

'I keep hearing a buzzing in my ears.'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Sorry, what was that?'

'Got it! Next time, Mr. Blake, use a cotton swab to get at the earwax.'

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Flying Ear Specialist

Dr. Cohencho: Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

'...time you had your ears syringed?'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."