Earphone User Pillows

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Is this the new input device?'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"I have an app for that."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Brat"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"What sort of mood are you in, Michael?"

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

Your hands are cold...

'Aha! You are addicted to American Idol. You have the voting numbers on speed dial.'

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'This baby has lots of memory.'