Headphone Wearer Pillows

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

Audio Books

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Snake with headphones.

'Heel.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Gramophone Headphone

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Music Collector.

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Modern teenager.

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."