Headphone Wearer Prints

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

Audio Books

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Listening to Coldplay.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Heel.'

Snake with headphones.

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

I said: Get me a @#$% coffee! You're healed. What saved you? I was watching the news and I saw you - on my tv - spending the night to buy a new iPhone as soon as they went on sale. Your mindless consumerism made me so @#$% angry, that I spontaneously healed so I could come back here and strangle you! Hand over that &@#$ iPhone, loser! No way, it's keeping you healthy.

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Music Collector.

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Gramophone Headphone

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

'Wow! He must really work out!'

Modern teenager.

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."