Smartphone Use T-Shirts

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

You're right. I know I'm addicted to my iPhone. I know I buy a lot of apps. I do it because I'm bored. If I don

"I still maintain an online presence."

Smart phones and dumb people?

"It's 'cell phone elbow', we're seeing a lot of this nowadays."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Likes: $2.

Elfie Stick

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Text Culture

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Giraffe Selfie

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Textin’"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

The Modern Novel.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"