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Death and the mp3 player.

Regulars' Earphones

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

Election Cancelling Headphones

Listening to Coldplay.

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

'No thanks.'

Music Collector.

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"You might want to put these on, our neighbours have had wooden floors fitted."

Audio Books

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

David Lynch

Snake with headphones.

Music Freak.

'Heel.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Gramophone Headphone

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Sorry!!", "What'd you say?!"

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Ear Bud Hijacking

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."