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'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"God works in mysterious ways."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Russian war crimes

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

"I've been expecting this...FAKE WEATHER!"

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

I Can't Believe It's Not Fake News

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

"What do the know!"

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

The Good News, the Media Nothwithstanding

"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."

'The market fell today because it needed to fail before it could succeed.'

Lies on the Internet

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

'WARNING!!! Watching today's news may cause hallucinations and the distorting of the truth.'

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.