Headache Humor Gifts

A tiny man squeezing a giant's head in a vice

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'I question his commitment since his ulcer isn't bleeding.'

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

You're going to give me a hay fever shot? Shouldn't I be getting an anti hay fever shot?

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

"To think our very existence hinges on your bloody headache!"

CITY CLINIC: 'I want to see whichever doctor is the fattest.'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Egyptians stuck in position line up to see the chiropractor.

"Has anyone in your family ever had a history of exercise?"

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

'Which of the high cholesterol foods are the safest?'

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

"Did you injure your neck?"

We can still be friends cafe.

'You seem much better since they upped my medication.'

'I hear voices doctor, and sometimes I smell their breath!'

Maximum Insecurity Prison

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

Support group for guys with hemorrhoids.

Health Insurance Awards Hangover.

"Cancel my appointment, something came up."

The voice in Myron's head was a psychologist. It didn't say too much, it would just listen to Myron's problems and send him a bill every month.