Head Injury Awareness Advocate Gifts

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Cafe Burns.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Bubbling

'How many kids do you actually have?'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

Snowman wearing a mask

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

'This ladder is rotten!'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

I'm with stupid.