Head Injury Awareness Advocate Pillows

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Cafe Burns.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

Bubbling

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

I think I pulled something.

Snowman wearing a mask

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Sewer Rats

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"We're seeing a lot of these Dancing with the Stars type injuries at the moment."

'This ladder is rotten!'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"