Hay Bale Buff Gifts

Will sing for pony nuts.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Be creative...!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Take it. It's your bonus."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Vacant possession.

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Termites!'

'How are they biting?'

Angler's bait

Scrooge McCow

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Cats learning bicycle pump technology was a real game changer for dogs.

Balloon Man

Football Boomerang.

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

Barn Wedding

Dollar sign balloon.

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

The Creature of the Black Legume

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'

Monk Jokes

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'