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Will sing for pony nuts.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Be creative...!"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Bumble Bee

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Vacant possession.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Termites!'

'How are they biting?'

Angler's bait

Scrooge McCow

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

'He's a political science major. He looks up to everything loaded with hot air.'

Football Boomerang.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Balloon Man

"With that craft beer, you're paying for the finest hops, choicest barleys and a lot more alcohol."

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

Cats learning bicycle pump technology was a real game changer for dogs.

The Creature of the Black Legume

Dollar sign balloon.

Barn Wedding

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Get out of me!'

Monk Jokes

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

'It's probably a hormonal thing.'