Hay-bale Enthusiasts Gifts

Barn Wedding

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'How fast can you hype?'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Hat Wars.

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

They will too notice.

'Beret Night at the Museum'