Hay-bale Enthusiasts Pillows

Barn Wedding

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'How fast can you hype?'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

Hat Wars.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'