Hairball Humorist Pillows

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Ed's receding hairline!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

What if cats talked dirty...

Toupee in a tin.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'You went for the highlights then?'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."