Hairy Back Humorist Pillows

'Where were you when I was into macrame?'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'