Hairy Back Humorist Mugs

'Where were you when I was into macrame?'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."