Bad Hair Humorist Mugs

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

Open up the Shops!

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Toupee in a tin.

The Knitwit...

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"