Hairstyle Humorist Mugs

'You really tossed and turned last night.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'I told you to part your hair in the middle.'

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

'Weeell. . . looks like you've got a mullet infection.'

'That's the third this morning Carl. This is shaping up to be a real bad hair day.'

'The thing I hate the most about being petted is it messes up my hair.'

Please deduct a few pounds for my fresh permanent and baby fat of course.

The 2011 Look

'What do you see in my split ends?'

Data Stick Dreads

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Covid-19 Hairdos

Full metal mullet

"Is it just me, or do you get the feeling we're being used in some sort of cover up?"

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."

Frizzy hair

'Whoa, nice corn rows this year Hank.'

"Still growing it out?"

Comboverandunder.

Trump and Johnson

Does your hairstyle have a name? "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

Lance, do you think I need a new hair style? Of course not, Gloria. That reminds me, I need to pick up some steel wool pads on the way home.

"I thought bad-hair days would be a thing of the past."

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

'So what? Lots of girls have pony tails!'

"Aint you heard? This here's a side-parting town. Centre-parters ain't welcome."

"Know what I like about this hairstyle? It's a great way to hide my unibrow."

"I love what you've done with your hair."

Hair Transplant Clinic

Aaah! My curlers!

'Pembrook got his pony tail just in time.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.