Bad Hair Humorist T-Shirts

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Open up the Shops!

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'