Hairball Enthusiast Pillows

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a hairball!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Disco Dancing

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'