Hairball Enthusiast Pillows

'Let's get out of here! That looks like a hairball!'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Boy rolled into a snowball

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Curling your hair for no reason

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Disco Dancing

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.