Hair Roller Aficionado Pillows

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Missing my hair.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

The barber

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Georgian head-dress

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'