Hair Roller Aficionado Pillows

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'More hair than brains.'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

The barber

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Georgian head-dress

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'